| 1. | stranger hands | ||
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When a guy sits on both of his hands till they go numb and continues by beating off his pecker. Ths gives the sensation that a stranger is jacking you off. Whoa!!! that was crazy i just did ths thing called stranger hands and it really works.
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| 2. | Crazy Eddy | ||
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A hero of epic stories and legends. Over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his poon palace on mars. Occasionally seen on Earth when he must complete a quest. He was stationed at Zarganzig's Castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the Whiiple Creek massacre. The massacre took place on that day because his departure gave the Asexual Trolls the courage to attack. Has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. Genghis Khan's right hand man "Dude i haven't seen Crazy Eddy lately"
"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes" "Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate" |
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| 3. | crazy gecko | ||
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When a male is standing up and giving it to a girl from behind, and her hands are against the wall infront, the guy slips his penis out of the vagina, an the quickly into the pooper, which is quickly followed by the girl scrambling up the wall, as geckos do. Jack: I gave Jesse a crazy gecko last night.
Leon: Damn! You beat me, I wanted to give her that. |
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| 4. | batshit crazy | ||
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someone who has absolutely nothing to lose. batshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude and activities. a regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. a batshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely. in order to be truly batshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things every and still return safely. crazy: throw a brick through your window
batshit crazy: throw a brick through your window, call the cops, wait for them to arrive, tell them what they did, and still get away. |
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| 5. | Crab Hands | ||
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When one repositions and moves their hands in a quickly-paced pinching motion, similar to that of an angry crab. We were just sitting there when this kid started waving about, making crab hands. What the hell.
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| 6. | Crazy Panda | ||
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a crazy guy, who's really loved and desired, playfully childish and can make anyone smile. Loved by so many yet so insecure. The most amazing guy you will EVER meet, he's different a good listener, romantic, amazing, usually named Mikey. Amazingly attractive, phenomenal personality and a heart warming smiling. Melts your heart when he touches you, an makes your skin tingle as he kisses you. Loves to be Loved. Smells amazing and has the most sexiest smile, in the world. Beautiful eyes that glisten and soft bouncy hair. Hard to keep your hands off someone as amazing as Crazy Panda as he's wanted by so many! completely and utterly irrestistable, for being such a cute hopeless romantic. Hot inside and out. Friend 1: i was out with a right crazy panda last night!
Friend 2: really!? omg im jealous, i heard they're romantic? Friend 1: yeah they are.. he gave me a fake rose and told me he'd love me till the last rose dies..x AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! |
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| 7. | Catshit Crazy | ||
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Someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. Catshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude, activities and amount of cats they own. A regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. A catshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. In order to be truly catshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats. crazy: throw a brick through your window
catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU. |
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