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crazy fuck isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. crazy fuck
1) a very dark, twisted, and bizarre individual( perverse personalities,people who laugh for no reason incessantly, people with destructive tendencies, and people who just seem naturally drunk/high without the use of substances to get that way) are very good examples of this
" In every group of friends there's always the crazy fuck"
2. What The Fuck Game
an extremely loud, hilarious, and fun drinking game.

first, everyone has to have a "fuck name" examples - Crazy Fuck, Dumb Fuck, Ugly Fuck, Sexy Fuck, I Wanna Fuck.

*everyone beats on table and yells "ahhhhh!"*

after saying ahh, everyone hits palms on the table, then claps, then palms on the table again. it will start a beat. the point of the game is to say your line while EVERYONE keeps the rhythm. if you mess up your line or mess up the rhythm or hesitate and don't say your line when you are supposed to - you take a drink.

(put drinks in the center of the table because when everyone is hitting the table, drinks will slide off)

after everyone is done beating on the table, yelling "ahhh!" everyone starts the rhythm while yelling :
"awwwwwww, what's the name of the fucking game? it's called WHAT THE FUCK! here we go now!"
then the first player says"(THEIR fuck name) no fuck! better than a (name of player they want to go next)"
guy A: "hey! let's play the what the fuck game!"
guy B: "okay! explain it to me!"

everyone: "ahhhh! what's the name of the fucking game? it's called what the fuck! here we go now!

crazy fuck: crazy fuck no fuck better than a dumb fuck!

dumb fuck: dumb fuck no fuck better than an ugly fuck!

ugly fuck: ugly fuck no fuck better than a dumb fuck!

*first person to screw up has to take a drink then they start the game over.
3. Midas Fuck
Similar to the Midas Touch

The Midas Fuck is when the group sex fiend fucks any new female that comes around making them totally undesirable for anyone else to pursue due to the fear of super aids or the knowledge that the tramp has already had sex with someone who has sexual connections with 80% of the western hemisphere.
“Wow, Sarah is so hot, I should see if she wants to go see a movie or something”
“No way man, Ryan gave her the Midas Fuck last week, she is a lost cause”
“Oh god, remember guys, it’s a 15 foot minimum, any closer and you could get the super aids. I’ll go plastic wrap the couch again”
by Crazy Ivan Jun 6, 2005 share this
4. hell ass fuck
Despite its spelling, it is used more like "Hell as Fuck" in both meaning and pronunciation- etymology and anthropological studies suggests that the "ass" was probably just added to increase the vulgarity of the phrase. It is used as a descriptive phrase to describe any noun which is "Hella Good/Bad" as "Holy Fuck", it can be used to describe both good things and bad things depending on context and how it is said- this is indicative of its origins as spoken vernacular.
That show was Hell ass Fuck! Shi-it!
5. suck a fuck
1. when used as an insult, means the same as fuck off, or go fuck yourself, or get the fuck out of my house. Usually directed at someone irritating or ugly.

2. when used literally, would most likely mean (though no one knows who would honestly do this) to use the tongue and lips to actually suck someone else's intercourse. to lick and/or suck the area where the penis is entering the vagina.
1. Elizabeth: Donnie, you're such a fuckass!
Donnie: Oh yeah? Well, you can go suck a fuck!

2. "Man, I thought a threesome would be hot, but all that crazy bitch did was suck our fuck!"
6. Waldo Bro
Wall-dough Bro.

A Dude that doesnt give a Fuck about the Law.
Always causing havac on sociaty.
participates in Extreem sports, primarily, boardsports.
Represents his crew with a spades sticker on his ride.
Usualy can be spoted rollin in a lifted truck, atleast 3 heads deep.
throws gangs signs and kills people for fun.
Billy-- Damn foo you see that krew? those dudes look fuckin killer..

Jon-- fuck yea dude thats the Waldo Bros.. we need to get in that shit..
7. crazy bitch
(n.) A sexually crazy girl who loves to screw dirty, but will drive you mad otherwise through her bitchiness and insanity, you'll find many women fitting this description in hot night clubs.
Did you see John pick up that crazy bitch? She'll probably leave bite marks all over his pecker!
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