What a stupid teacher marks your work with.
Hey I got my test back in crayon STUPID TEACHER
by crazymonkey123 March 12, 2010

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A person who is usually referred to as a spastic.

Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.

As in "you crayon muncher"
Jerry is such a crayon... Isn't he?
by Gary Coulter June 07, 2004

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Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper

Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.
Adrienne, I miss you
by Zephyr December 25, 2003

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A joint or blunt which you smoke marajuana out of. Often usend when the joint looks like a crayon. IE: Crutch ( The little peice of cardboard rolled in one end to keep it open) and pointed at the other end to keep the weed from falling out.
"Hey wana go get a crayon?" "Mom were going to go color over at Stevies house"
by Matt May 22, 2006

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Slang for military or law enforcement laser on a weapon. Used to paint a target. Especially since there are now multiple colors of such laser devices available.
Look at the crayon on that gun.
by 5 August 10, 2005

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The morning after a long night of drinking and associated bar food consumption, the inevitable happens. In the toilet it lays.. up to 10 inches long and at a consistency that when flushed makes its mark in the bowl in a swirly fashion. Usually these are a shade of gravy brown but can also be hot wing Orange to Whiskey sour Yellow.
Uhhh.. See your local bar restroom. Find crayon.
by Bennnn November 15, 2007

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just another name for a dick
Your such a crayon Joe!
by rentastrawberry October 25, 2004

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