Clayborne

An amazing person who will do the craziest things to make those around him happy. Clay is unique, cute, wicked smart and hilarious. Clay is someone who can make anyone laugh and smile even if their cat just died. An adorable dork who's a complete nerd but also a wonderful and one of a kind King who's got magic in his pocket and sunshine in his eyes. Also, just a really cheesy dude overall.

Friend: Why is he so crazy?
You: He's just Clayborne.

Clayborne by sekainnie April 24, 2017

Crayon Poo 

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

cryborg 

Empathetic (ethical) "more-conscious-than-conscious" artificial intelligence

Empathy--as an attribute over consciousness- - is the holy grail of ethical AI--a true cryborg.

cryborg by sandraxine May 30, 2017

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

Crazyborealis

Math freak, a person who has not finished university for a long time.

"David Crazyborealis"
"Crazyborealis' Secret Lab"
"I met with Crazyborealis today."

Crazyborealis by lv222 June 14, 2021

Crayolo 

Crazy + Yolo

"She is the craziest person I've ever met. Her life motto is totally yolo. She just does what she wants because life is too short, she says."

"That girl is CRAYOLO!"

Crayolo by chicshoeschick December 8, 2012