crawled out of the nest 

A term to describe someone who just got out of bed and used minimal hygiene before presenting himself/herself to the world. Usually done by people who partied like a rock star the night before. Something worse than bedhead.

The couple in the booth looked and smelled like they just crawled out of the nest.

crawled out of the nest by I AM KAFREEN January 12, 2010

Crawled mongoose

it's an ironic word , it's used in an cynical situation :D

Friend: hey dude , what's your opinion about justin biber ?!!

You: crawled mongoose ......... :P

Crawled mongoose by Popmaxman November 12, 2010

crawled up your ass 

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.

Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"

crawled up your ass by lyndal June 21, 2007

Crawled Apart 

When you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.

Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."

Crawled Apart by Demotivation January 21, 2012

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock 

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

What crawled up your ass and died? by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

Something crawled up your ass and died! by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007