Crawfish Dinner 

A sexual act in which a male inserts gumbo into a woman's vagina, has sex with her, and proceeds to eat out the tasty gumbo.

The best part of giving my girlfriend a

Crawfish Dinner yesterday was the delicious gumbo I ate afterward.

Crawfish Dinner by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010

Crawfish Dip 

When a male ejaculates inside of a woman that is on her period. The two main ingredients of "Crawfish Dip" are ketchup and mayonnaise. The mix of the semen and blood resembles the orangish color of "Crawfish Dip."

"Hey dude, you goin' make some crawfish dip tonight?"
"Bro, she licked the crawfish dip off of my dick last night!!!!"
"Chocolate dick and crawfish dip does not mix well"

Crawfish Dip by Aunt Marleen May 24, 2023

Dirty Crawfish 

When you are fornicating with a woman to the point of ejaculation and you proceed to perform cunnilingus by slurping your seamen out of her vaginal canal like you’re getting the seasoning out of a Crawfish’s head.

“Wanna get a girl obsessed with you? Hit her with that Dirty Crawfish.”

Dirty Crawfish by Zakkattakk January 14, 2023

mountain-dew crawfish blast 

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

mountain-dew crawfish blast by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day 

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

dead crawfish

A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).

Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.

Check it out! Here comes a dead crawfish!

(*SPLASH!*)

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

dead crawfish by exitflagger May 1, 2008

Dusty Crawfish 

The biggest ladys man on the earth. DJ assaults apprentice. Does anything for a hot lady. Hottest guy you will ever meet. St. Ursula School his daily hell. Paul Stortz and John Cimino, the biggest pimps on the planet, are his crew. Also see the word a dustin for the same guy.

"wow man dustin is so hot"

Dusty Crawfish by Mr. Smiths Victem May 1, 2005