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The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.
Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered
by springyjeff February 22, 2006
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Very, very, very, shwasted.
Dude, when we finally left the bar last night i was so cratered.
by Mix Club April 28, 2011
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