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professional crastinator 

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
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Pro Crastinator 

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
Pro Crastinator by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011

proffesional crastinator 

A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.

Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
proffesional crastinator by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009

Professional Crastinator 

A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.

Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"

car-crastinator 

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.
I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.
car-crastinator by HC Q May 15, 2009

Crastination 

Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.

Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.
Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.
Crastination by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015

Crustinator 

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.
Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!
Crustinator by =-O November 6, 2018