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the pursuit of crappyness

what nbc's primetime lineup should be called
there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.

crapness 

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way
"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"
crapness by jeny October 5, 2007

Crapanese 

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss
"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.
Crapanese by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011

Maximal Crabness 

Maximal Crabness is a Term that is used to describe the state, when a Jungler gets the first two Crabs in the game League of Legends.
Game is allready won bois, i got the Maximal Crabness.

crapanese 

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.
Go back to Crapan.
crapanese by B-Drac October 28, 2003

crazyness 

Anything used to describe indescribable crazy actions/things that have occured. (also a filler word-something that you just say when you have no other way to describe things)
That was just crazyness!

crazyness by KellyBelly April 23, 2006