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An inferior laptop that is in poor physical condition which never seems to die, despite its unattractive appearance. This could also be a laptop that stays under the bathroom sink until you need to pass some time while pooping.
I own this laptop which is a Pentium 4 2.4gHz, but the hard drive is really slow, the video is shared ram, it doesn't have USB 2.0, and no PCMCIA slot, plus the battery is dead, all the paint has worn off where you rest your hands on the keyboard, and the screen was wobbly and sometimes would flicker. Likewise, I had a lightweight Sony craptop that had screen issues, but it was great for bringing to the can!
by dustin fields December 06, 2006
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A type of computer which is being used while seated on the throne in the thunderbox. See also squat and surf.
MSN posting: "No, I have the webcam switched off; I'm using my craptop..."
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A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.
Wow, did you see Bryan's 2002 IBM craptop?
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A laptop that is so shit that when it joins your game it gives all the other players unbelievable amounts of lag...
"Oh fuck, Sams craptop is giving me loads of lag, what a wanker!! Kick him."
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A notebook computer that you often take into the bathroom with you when pooing. Often an older laptop that the owner doesn't care about.
Murdah: Hey dude can I get my crap top back, gonna check out youtube while I drop a duke.
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A laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom
My Craptop cant run windows 98.
by Winbetas October 27, 2003
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a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography
man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan
by idakothetricky February 28, 2013
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