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2.
1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 November 10, 2008
 
1.
Noun

1: A likable but silly and/or foolish person (friendly connotation).

2: An exclamation of surprise, sudden interest or excitement.

(Origin: thought to have first been coined at Hamilton College or by Hamilton College graduates at the beginning of the 21st century.)
1. "Hey craptits, did you just shart?"

2. "Holy craptits, this morning in the locker room gym I witnessed a man lubing up from head to toe!"
by Stevedor May 04, 2010
 
3.
1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 November 17, 2008