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19.
Craptastic is a cross between crappy and fantastic. Craptastic can be used to describe an event so crappy on a large scale, that you just sit back and watch it in all its crappy glory. For instance, your buddy puts his car in the ditch the first day he has it.
Eric: Dude, can you give me a hand?
Corey: With what?
Eric: I kinda put my car in a ditch...
Corey: Where are you at, I'll be there in a few minutes...
--->5 minutes later
Corey: Dude... this is definately a craptastic moment for ya.. Especially cuz I dont have a tow rope!
by Teh Phantom240 January 11, 2007
 
1.
(adj)
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable

2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy

etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'
1. This place is awesomely cheesy! It's craptastic!

2. The break-up was awful. It was craptastic.
by Marchant July 28, 2004
 
2.
When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic
Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"
by Your Great Books Teacher October 02, 2004
 
3.
like fantastic!
only the exact opposite
i like tacos, but not taco bell. taco bell is craptastic!
by JAIM3 October 22, 2006
 
4.
Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.
MTV is totally craptastic!
by Alison November 27, 2004
 
5.
Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.
I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.
by snora December 01, 2009
 
6.
Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers
The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.
by AngryKittyNY July 21, 2010
 
7.
When an event occurs making the situation fantastic for one person and bad for the other.

We had a real Craptastic situation on our hands.
I finished,she didn't.
by thatkidanthony September 26, 2008