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the act of using a fecal bomb as an excuse to leave your group of friends when you are only leaving to go masturbate. Person 1: holy shit to a have to crap!
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate. Person 1: no i'm not Person 2: yes you are Person 1: this conversation is long Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not? Person 1 leaves to masturbate. |
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When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit. Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up. |
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Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time. The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.
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