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Scoville craps
When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.
Scoville craps by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022
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Crapologist
One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.
Crapologist by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007
crapocalipse
The shit that ends all shits, a crap so mean that can start the end of the days. The kind of crap that breaks one of the biblical seals letting hell loose on Earth.
Man 1: "Yesterday I went in a McDonalds bathroom and it looked like somebody took a crapocalipse"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"
crapocalipse by Il Dani March 1, 2014
crapbooking
facebooking on the crapper
Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.
crapbooking by TJ Buttlicker March 27, 2009
crapshoot
1. A toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. Anything could happen.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.
1. My internet connection has been a crapshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.