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crapsicle 

waste matter leaked out of a plane, also known as "blue ice"
from an episode of CSI:NY
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.
crapsicle by victahr September 14, 2005
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crapocalipse 

The shit that ends all shits, a crap so mean that can start the end of the days. The kind of crap that breaks one of the biblical seals letting hell loose on Earth.
Man 1: "Yesterday I went in a McDonalds bathroom and it looked like somebody took a crapocalipse"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"
crapocalipse by Il Dani March 1, 2014
A slag word for myspace created to explain how crappy myspace runs all the time becuase myspace tom is a communist
what the hell crapspace has been lagging for the past 10 minutes all i wanted to do was post a bulletin

time crapsule 

When a duece is placed in a secret location to be discovered unintentionally later on. Generally considered an act of gratuitous depravity. Generally a time crapsule is left for a sufficient amount of time to allow the odor to fully disseminate into its new environment.

Some places one might discover a time crapsule could be a glovebox, a desk drawer, an attic, in a coffee mug, the freezer, etc.
Scott - "Dude, I think someone left a time crapsule in my room, but I have no idea where it might be."
time crapsule by Kleatus January 4, 2008

crapocalypse 

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.
If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.
Pieces of dried feces that make a ring around the anal.
"Wash it out as well or else you will have crapicles as a result of your laziness."
Crapicles by bina and aisha May 24, 2005

crapsicles 

A better version of crap.

an exclamation of pain or anger.

let it be known that this term was created by Maverick.

"ahh!! I stabbed myself!! crapsicles!!"
"ahh!! my finger!! crapsicles!!"
crapsicles by straitblade November 22, 2007