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A Disney movie that Disney is milking for all its worth and is continuing to do so. No one quite knows why High School Musical is so popular. Even the actors admit its a crappy movie. Its probably because 11-14 year old girls think the guys in the movie are hot (No offense Corbin. I love you.) and that in real life everything works out perfectly like in the movie. Real people, however, realize that the plot is cheap, the characters are underdeveloped, and most of the actors aren't great. I for one think there were better quality Disney movies that should have made it big. The songs are pretty catchy though. 1. "High school Musical is the worst movie I've ever seen...but for some reason I can't change the channel."
2. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE High School Musical. Zac Efron and Corbin blu are sooooo hot. 3. Person 1 -I can't wait till prom. Probably my girlfriend and my ex best friend, who she left me for, will admit they were actually just planning a surprise party for me and then we'll all break out in song and dance. Person 2 -Dude that's NOT going to happen... Person 1 - IT WOULD IN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!! 4. Vanessa Ann Hudgens couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. |
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| 2. | bubblegum movie | ||
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A movie that is remaniscent of bubblegum. Suspense is built up through insane twists and upping of the ante, only to have the whole thing blow up in the end with a craptastic cop-out ending. After seeing that bubblegum movie, Matrix Revolutions, I felt insulted and violated.
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| 3. | The Richi Rich Effect | ||
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Describes a movie or a TV show which was good when you were a little kid but sucks now when you're old.
named after the crappy movie "Richi Rich". Man, I really loved that movie when I was little but now it has the Richi Rich Effect and I just can't watch it.
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| 4. | TV Movie | ||
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A movie (usually based on a kids show on Nickeloden) that isn't good enough to be in the Movie Theater and debuts on television. Nickeloden Producer #1: I'm bored!
Nickeloden Producer #2: Hey, I know. Lets make a TV Movie of (enter crappy television show) and make a quick buck. Nickeloden Producer #1: Sweet, kids watch will anything! Producers Laugh |
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| 5. | Dragonball Evolution | ||
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The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out. "Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"
Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?" Friend 2: "No." Friend 1: "Don't." "What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it" |
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| 6. | good-crappy | ||
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An adjective describing something so crappy or ridiculous that it is actually a joy to experience, as in a movie, television show, or book. Alice: Have you seen the A-Team yet?
Bobby: Oh my god, yes! I loved it. It was so good-crappy. |
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| 7. | cinematic flatulence | ||
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Phrase used to describe a movie that stunk so bad, it must have come out of someone's ass. Movie Critic: The dialogue was laughable, and the acting was sub-par. This was not a movie. It was a cinematic flatulence.
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