crapplication

A bundled program that comes with a preloaded computer. These apps rarely provide any useful service except for liberating hundereds of megabytes of hard drive space.

I got a new dell, but it took me two hours to get rid of the crapplications like Yahoo Jukebox.

crapplication by lordalchemist May 5, 2009

crapplication

A piece of software you are forced to use at work because it's the corporate standard, even though better applications exist for the same task.

Why do we have to use Lotus Notes for email? This crapplication is so annoying.

crapplication by Ug Lee May 14, 2006

crapslices

Coined: May 30th, 2007. SoCal, USA

Description: An expletive very similar in definition to snap or shnap - and the latter, only the definition(s) similar to those of snap. Unlike snap or even crap, "crapslices" does NOT have the exuberant "Oh yeah!" connotation that many other such interjections have. Its two meanings are:

1.) "Oh no. Now what am I gonna do?": worry
2.) "Oh no!"/"Oh yes!" "Y'all got served! Now what are ya gonna do?": mildly wise-guy-in-your-face (In this usage, it is highly encouraged that one says "Oh crapslices" in the same manner that Quagmire from Family Guy says "All right.")

Corresponding to the numbers above:

1.) Me: "Hey man, what did you write about for the assignment?" Them: "Assignment?" *registers* "Oh crapslices." (This was almost exactly how it was spontaneously coined.)
2.) Them: "Hey man, he won the game just like you said! Mad predicting skills, yo!" Me: "Oh crapslices!"

crapslices by benchley July 18, 2007

crapplication

A piece of software you are forced to use at work because it's the corporate standard, even though better applications exist for the same task.

Why do we have to use Lotus Notes for email? This crapplication is so annoying.

crapplication by Ug Lee July 30, 2008

crapplication

Software applications that are poorly architected, designed, implemented and supported but immensely popular with end users due to vertical functionality that is perceived to be unavailable elsewhere. Crapplications are the bane of an IT professional's life.

The business has chosen yet another crapplication to foist upon our defenceless infrastructure

crapplication by SufferingIT November 16, 2009

craplication 

A crappy aplication on Facebook that is lame and makes everything even buggier than it already is.

I wish people would quit sending me Farmville and all these other craplications.

craplication by cabajul April 1, 2010

capplication 

An extreme, passionate love between two insanely different individuals. It is a constant rollar coaster with many ups and downs; it has it's extremely high points and extremely low points, there is no area in between. The two individuals can't stand each other, but they have one very important thing in common, they're CRAZY about each other. One cannot live without the other. Each will try to go their own way but still find themselves knocking on the other's door. In short, it is two people who are destined to be together by virtue of their extremities, and have absolutely NO choice in the matter.

Ally and Noah from the Notebook are definitely a capplication!

capplication by mountain123 March 17, 2010