crippled for fear of crapping your self
Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.
When you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.
One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.
the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the Reddit community on boring Mondays.
We crappled a random Twitter user on a boring Monday and now his is our King for a day.
destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.
MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled