crippled for fear of crapping your self
Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.
by ittybittytittycomittee May 08, 2010
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When you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.
One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.
by Bilbo D. Faggins October 15, 2012
the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the Reddit community on boring Mondays.
We crappled a random Twitter user on a boring Monday and now his is our King for a day.
by Funkoma January 10, 2011
destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.
MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled
by diskgrinder March 23, 2010