(a)A drink that in no way resembles cappacino yet is labelled under that name. Often tasting of old fag ends mixed with mud topped with foam that looks and tastes like cheap shaving foam.
To drink 'a crap cino' hence crappacino or any drink purchased from Starbucks.
by Aneeta August 15, 2006
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Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

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EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!
Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey December 29, 2006
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A concoction to relieve constipation related to antipsychotic medications consisting of: 1) Coffee, 2) Prune juice, 3) Milk of magnesia.
Herman needed a daily crappacino with his morning dose of olanzapine otherwise he'd get plugged up and the microchips implanted behind his eyeballs would start transmitting his dreams to Amazon Prime.
by ddnnrntl April 6, 2022
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the disgusting free coffee that is served at your place of employment that looks like & has the consistency of dirty motor oil.
I'm headed to the coffee station for a crappacino, anyone want to join me?
by bellibutton May 4, 2011
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