crapocalipse 

The shit that ends all shits, a crap so mean that can start the end of the days. The kind of crap that breaks one of the biblical seals letting hell loose on Earth.

Man 1: "Yesterday I went in a McDonalds bathroom and it looked like somebody took a crapocalipse"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"

crapocalipse by Il Dani March 1, 2014

crapocalypse 

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.

If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.

crapocalypse by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004

Crapical 

Adj.- Description of something that is not impressive at all.

- The opposite of 'radical'.

A: Dude, did you see that new guy at our school try to pull off that skateboard trick the other day?
B: Yeah man, that was crapical.

Crapical by Shashopeh April 3, 2010

crapocolypse

1. When you have diarrhea so devastating that you fear it will never end.
2. The aftermath that lingers after a violent bowel movement.

1. That habenero eating contest set off the crapocolypse! But I survived.
2. UGH! Get me a lighter, scented candles, and bleach. It smells like the crapocolypse just happened.

crapocolypse by juEEls January 7, 2016

Carpocalypse 

A horrific collision involving hundreds of clown cars in which most if not all passengers are killed.

And in other news, the Grand Central is backed up for the third day in a row due to Monday's fiery Carpocalypse. The witnesses say they could hear the honks of the clown horns for miles...

Carpocalypse by Sebogawa October 1, 2008

Crapoclock 

A time that only occurs when one is sharing a bed with a significant other. Crapoclock is the time that that person comes home, when it is too late or they're too drunk to have sex, and all you want to do is sleep. When that happens, the time is crapoclock.

Man, I'm so tired. My honey came home at crapoclock last night still all riled up.

Crapoclock by hazakaza June 14, 2008

crapocalypse 

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

crapocalypse by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018