Crapload

1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.

GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.

Crapload by HarryBolz November 4, 2014

crapload

a overly excessive amount of something

I have a crapload of homework to do.

crapload by Mike Cicero January 9, 2008

craplash 

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

craplash by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

Crapwords 

1.Words that have no meaning
2.Made up words for another purpose, normally to make a point

1. "That ain't no word, its a Crapword"
2. "man, i was on urbandictionary.com today and someone made some crapwords"
"Why did they do that?"
"Cuz they're little muthafuckers"

Crapwords by Crapwords May 26, 2004

craplord

a person who has a natural inclination to spend his time in the bathroom

A: get out, you craplord, i wanna crap as well
B: no

craplord by steelord March 27, 2007

craplashes

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

craplashes by Miho3 May 18, 2005

crapload

see shitload

crapload by Cantrip June 20, 2003