corplighting

A portmanteau of Corpspeak and Gaslighting.

Corplighting evolved spontaneously from the need to manage questions -- via blame deflection, positioning, and trending jargon. Corplighting optimizes the message and controls and minimizes information flow. It also undermines and subtly invalidates the premise, managing workforce mindset.

Today's all-hands meeting was 80% corplighting about WFH policy changes.

corplighting by s1gz3r0 June 16, 2023

Craplist 

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

Craplist by rperazag May 6, 2010

craplication 

A crappy aplication on Facebook that is lame and makes everything even buggier than it already is.

I wish people would quit sending me Farmville and all these other craplications.

craplication by cabajul April 1, 2010

cratfight 

an catty exchange among Democratic primary contenders.

He accused her of voting for the war. She cast him withering glance as a third candidate interjected about the importance of supporting the troops. The debate rapidly descended into a five-way cratfight.

cratfight by mandingoe March 2, 2007

calightenment 

the passage of proposition 19 in the progressive state of California.

the taxes from domestic transactions and exportation will decrease the deficit, fund the UC system, increase R&D, and will lead to the age of calightenment!

calightenment by calightened October 21, 2010

Crapigator

Crapigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. Now the mythical Crapigator inhabits city sewer systems all across America. In Florida, they really do have Crapigators. Florida Crapigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water canals AND your back yard. Florida Crapigators favorite snack foods are fresh Chihuahua and toddlers.

Headline from The Weekly World News: "Giant Crapigators invade a Florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!"

Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”

Crapigator by Londa Zack June 1, 2007

Chatlighted 

Using ChatGPT or AI technology to manipulate, mislead, or confuse someone through artificial communication with the intention of making them think information came directly from the human being, when in fact it didn’t.

I got a weird thank you note from my manager, but found out he didn’t write it, he told me he used ChatGPT to write it…dude, I was chatlighted.

Chatlighted by Krzr1977 August 10, 2023