cranking hoons 

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

Cracking the UAV 

To be looking for woman to hook up with.

Refers to a killstreak in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where a UAV (unarmed aerial vehicle) would indicate the location of enemies on the minimap. Similarly, cracking the UAV means looking for woman to have sex with.

First coined by the TikToker onlyonedan

On Friday night, the lads and I will be cracking the UAV at the club.

Cracking the UAV by Dragocaust April 28, 2023

crapping around 

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.

We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!

crapping around by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

crapping you negative by FelixPen June 1, 2006

dumpster cranking 

The act of "cranking one out" in a dumpster.

I just caught 2 hipsters dumpster cranking out back.

dumpster cranking by metal forever June 11, 2018

cracking hips 

Similar to rubbing elbows, cracking hips means hanging out in a casual way with people you are friends with or know.

Ellen and I were just cracking hips the other day when I was in the office; it was so much fun.

cracking hips by csg19 February 28, 2020

flap cracking 

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.

My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.

flap cracking by borc June 19, 2021