A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.
"Wow! Sally I don't know shit about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that crapintosh's one-button mouse!"
by Hate Crapintosh August 08, 2004
The name given to an Apple Macintosh by PC nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the computers simplicity. The interface is so easy to use that one need not go to the IT geek for help, thus making him feel useless.
"Don't buy that Crapintosh, get a real PC and I will personally show you how to protect your system against all the viruses and spyware.
by PC Use'n fool September 05, 2006