craphammer 

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.

catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

craphammer by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004

CrazyFarmer 

Legend has it, a man who treads the icy plains of Canada in search for the holy Beaver. He roams with his Moose at his side, and is rumored to be armed at all times. He ambushes roving traders and supply transports, and then plunders them, in order to gain his supplies. Very dangerous.

Don't travel down that path, CrazyFarmer is said to lurk around these parts. Here, take this weapon with you. Not like it will help, he will kill you on sight regardless.

CrazyFarmer by Medicstranger October 20, 2010

crapgamer 

Ironic name of a gamer. If he does great the name is ironic. If he does bad then the name is as advertised.

I cant believe Crapgamer just owned me so bad on Call OF Duty.

crapgamer by Monster Joff February 26, 2010

craphammers 

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

craphammers by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

Crapgamer 

An untalented video gamer. A crappy gamer.

Wow. That guy just went 0-21. He's a crapgamer.

Crapgamer by Overweight no-lifer November 23, 2009

CRAPJAMMER 

A MASCULINE HOMOSEXUAL...ONE WHO PACKS THE POOPER

"VIN DISEL IS ONE HUNKY CRAPJAMMER."

CRAPJAMMER by DHTM June 12, 2009