a crapella 

Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.

"I wish that guy would turn his iPod off - his a crapella version of Bohemian Rhapsody is killing me"

a crapella by Harvey W August 4, 2007

a crapella 

1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.

"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."

a crapella by cyclopath July 28, 2015

a crapella 

1. when a person has the music on his/her player and the volume is at the maximum and that person is "singing" along to it LOUDLY and sounds absolutely horrible.

2. when a vocal group sings a capella and totlly sounds like shit.

1. my roomate Billy was outside our apartment on the steps during the evening. He was listening to a Heart album at max volume. As if that weren't enough he SANG along loudly to the loud music and it was so gawdawful bad the dogs down the block were all howling. I was inside watching cable TV and I had to turn it up. I still could hear his a crapella keening. YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

2. Billy was listening to Tschovsky's "1812 Overture" in the next room at - you guessed it - max volume. No lyrics here ment no a crapella this time around. Alright!

3. A relative of mine wanted to see Billy Graham at the stadium and asked me to go with him. I said OK. We went on a Wednesday night. I wished we could've gone the next evening but he didn't have the time off. So instead of seeing Johnny and June Carter Cash as the musical guests we had stomach this wimpymilquetoast a crapella group called 4HIM. Too pedestrian, too "adult contemporary", too "clean", just plain nauseating. Yeeeccchhh.

4. Huey Lewis and the News sometimes do do-wop and all 3 times I've seen them live they've done an a capella number or two. Take 6 is a good harmony group also. No a crapella here.

a crapella by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 24, 2010

A Crapella 

When someone sings awfully, but don't realize how awful they are, because they have headphones in and they can't hear themselves.

Bruno: Yo, do you hear that girl singing over there? She sounds awful!
Freddie: She must not realize since she has her headphones in.

Axl: Yeah, she's totally singing A Crapella.

A Crapella by Oof McOoferson May 31, 2018

a crapella 

Sung (badly) while listening to music with headphones.

Hey dude u a crapella. wut is a crapella? *walks away*

a crapella by funnehgamez100 September 7, 2022

Crapulla Football Club 

A woeful excuse of a Rugby League football club that partakes in the National Rugby League. Spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. The best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the NRL, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the St George Dragons.

The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.

Example for Crapulla Football Club:

Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?

Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.

Crapulla Football Club by rozza1 September 3, 2013

Crapolla 

Adj. The nicer form of shit. Derived from crap, meaning horrible.

Today in Business Management my hair looks like total crapolla! Shit!

Crapolla by Stephanie K October 25, 2006