When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.
A high speed multi functioned duck preparation device invented byendorphous. A live duck is fed into one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before emerging at the other end on an oval shaped plate with its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .
Have you seen the new "TurboCrack333" model?
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.
1. Purposely stinking up the toilet before your roommate or significant other needs to use the bathroom.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.
I was running late when rushed back into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I quickly realized my horrible mistake. I walked in on my own smelly craptrap.