crabcakes and football 

...that's what Maryland does!

*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

crabcakes and football by c.dubsak April 9, 2008

Lumped by crabcake 

Another word of saying you got owned. A phrase said to someone to put them down or when they lose a game.

You just got lumped by crabcake in that round!

Lumped by crabcake by broski10 April 22, 2009

crabcakes

The most amazing food on the planet. So addicting and delicious.

Candy: "I could live off of crabcakes."
Beth: "Theyre so good!"

crabcakes by crabcakemaker May 1, 2011

Columbus Crabcake 

Based on the great city of Columbus, IN and not Columbus, OH. The columbus crabcake is when you get down on all fours and eat a girl out while shitting on her chest.

My girlfriend always gets excited for a columbus crabcake quickly followed by the cleveland steamer.

Columbus Crabcake by DieselPower333 August 4, 2010

dirty crabcake 

when ur licking a person asshole out and they have crabs

i was tossing ur salad and i got a mouthful of dirty crabcake

dirty crabcake by dirty crabs July 25, 2011

Japanese Crabcake 

Performing oral sex with semen in your eyes.

Last night Zoe Cross Japanese Crabcaked me!

Japanese Crabcake by danwillyhull August 18, 2009

russian crabcake 

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls then has a woman suck it off.

I gave Julie a Russian Crabcake last night. It was great but my balls were on fire from the vodka!

russian crabcake by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016