feces poop crap shit fuck 

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

feces poop crap shit fuck by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011

crap my shit 

To become excited over something that is about to happen; anxiousness, anxiety

"OMG when you hit level 15 I'm gonna crap my shit!"

crap my shit by Adam E April 10, 2005

shit crap day 

A 'shit crap day,' can be defined as a day that would rather be forgotten, but simply cannot be erased from ones memory due to it being both SHIT & CRAP. Therefore the day has been so stained and smeared with shit AND crap, that it's a complete write off. It may as well be flushed right down the toilet....

A person will only ever use this phrase as a result of suffering from mid-sentence Shit-Crap-Day-Turrets. SCDT, is what occurs when a person's brain is struggling to decide upon whether the day has been SHIT or CRAP, and in a momentary fit, blurts out both descriptions simultaneously. SCDT can occur during, or upon reflection of, the shit crap day.

Note: A shit crap day, is even more extreme than having
a, "day that was cray," or commenting that, "that shit (your day) way cray."

"I had such a shit crap day the other day. I opened a packet of snakes alive the other day, and they were all dead." - A common example of a shit crap day.

She listened to Ushers' Album 'Confessions,' and it became apparent that he was indeed singing about their past romp. It was a Shit-crap day, and a shit fight was sure to follow.

Friend 1: I'm pregnant, and Justin Bieber is the father.
Friend 2: What? So, Immaculate Conception is real then. We will have to start going to church now.
Friend 1: And to think, we didn't even sin. What a shit.crap.day.

And then the penny dropped. It was at that moment, that Cheska realised that 'Reality TV,' wasn't reality. It was like a really shit-crap-day legit.

shit crap day by Renecan June 24, 2012

fuck shit crap 

Commonly used when something goes wrong

sarah: Fuck shit crap.
shaubbie: Wat u doo.
Sarah: I made luv 2 a cow.

fuck shit crap by Shaubbie July 26, 2006

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! 

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! by pornuser May 14, 2018

shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

shit you get for crap these days by Scorite June 17, 2006

crap digging in the shit-bin 

looking for something/someone inside one's messy purse/bag/handheld carrying device.

girl 1: Have you found your cell phone yet?
girl 2: Hold on, I'm working on it. I'm crap digging in the shit-bin.

crap digging in the shit-bin by moog and a loach November 14, 2010