A fictional brand of soft drink marketed and branded as the "in drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag
. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck
1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!
2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.