crap on a cracker
crap on a cracker by RandyBaby June 27, 2008
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Crap on a Spatula
a beautiful phrase spoken by Leslie Knope in the NBC comedy Parks and Recreation that is used in times of trouble
Crap on a Spatula by JulesRose16 January 15, 2015
Crap on a stick
1) Dude that movie was crap on a stick!
2) I'm so hungry, I could sure go for some crap on a stick right now.
2) I'm so hungry, I could sure go for some crap on a stick right now.
Crap on a stick by BackToNormal July 1, 2004
crap-on-rye
Most oftenly used to signify an event/person/thing that sucked major monkey toes. Literally means feces upon rye bread.
crap-on-rye by SneakySocks April 7, 2004
Crap on a cracker
1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.
2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
ex 1
Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!
ex 2
James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!
ex 2
James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
Crap on a cracker by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009
crap on this
(verb; present tense)
Said when circumstances are no longer adequate to your general interest; over this; fuck this; this sucks; etc.
Can be incorporated into appropriate context.
Said when circumstances are no longer adequate to your general interest; over this; fuck this; this sucks; etc.
Can be incorporated into appropriate context.
"Crap on this, I'm going home!"
"Crap on McDonalds, I'm going to Inn'out!"
"Crap on commercials, I'm getting bagel bites!"
"Crap on school! I'm going to be sick tomorrow."
"Crap on the cat, It can feed itself!"
"Crap on this, let's leave!"
"Crap on Vista! where's my old XP install-disc?!"
"Crap on McDonalds, I'm going to Inn'out!"
"Crap on commercials, I'm getting bagel bites!"
"Crap on school! I'm going to be sick tomorrow."
"Crap on the cat, It can feed itself!"
"Crap on this, let's leave!"
"Crap on Vista! where's my old XP install-disc?!"
crap on this by anderson760 April 15, 2009
crap on a shingle
1.) Same as "Shit on a Shingle"
4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.
4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.
crap on a shingle by jeffbo April 10, 2009