To let out a long fart while walking around a room so as to evenly disperse the smell. This action can either confuse potential smellers as to the culprit OR ensure that everyone gets a whiff. Variation of crop dust.
Fraternity House
Kyle gets up off couch and walks across the living room letting out a fart with a smile on his face.
Mike says: You bastard, you crap dusted us, didn't you!
Kyle gets up off couch and walks across the living room letting out a fart with a smile on his face.
Mike says: You bastard, you crap dusted us, didn't you!
by osteoace October 23, 2007
by bubba2356 March 12, 2008
by famousfrank January 16, 2009
by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones August 3, 2006
(v) - When a person has to take a crap so bad that when they pull down their pants to mount their throne, they produce their gassy emmissions all the way down to the toilet seat as if fertilzing the area and their own nostrils.
(v) - Same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. This person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.
(v) - Same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. This person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.
by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007
Thanks to Rob and Big. Like Crop Dusted...but not.
When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.
Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb
When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.
Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb
by sisterrevolution February 16, 2009
Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.
by BlumpkinAftermath January 4, 2009