coke-can crap 

The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.

Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there

coke-can crap by TherapeuticToxicity September 2, 2022

crap-in-a-can

1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.

Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.

1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."

crap-in-a-can by Laetitia Lomsky April 24, 2003

Can of crap

1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.

2.) A can that is full of crap.

Yeah Frank, I was at the meeting when they read the financial statement, and Frank, if they ever find out we capitalized a loss, it's going to open up a can of crap.

Can of crap by jeffbo April 10, 2009

Crap Canyon 

Rear end, butt, booty or ass. Not the Anus by itself but the whole ass. Used for apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.

Man, that chick had a nice crap canyon!

Crap Canyon by chico1181 October 14, 2010

crap canoodler 

A Jaxi driver; one who is Irish by birth but Greek by injection; a penis praiser and willy worshipper.

You're such a crap canoodler.

crap canoodler by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

crap canning 

Bringing shit back to the base

We have been crap canning in DRG all night

crap canning by unpopeular November 27, 2020

crapcan 

a car that is typically a piece of junk and destined for the crusher at the local junk yard. In some budget or racing circles a crapcan is the car of choice for competitors who race for 7 to 24 hours straight. Crapcans will never get you the girl or earn you "street cred" but can win you the race although not likely.

Man that thing in your garage is such a crapcan! You should take it to the junk yard.

No way! That is the only race car I can afford and I bet I can win a race with it.

Maybe if it doesn't catch fire first!

crapcan by porkchops22 April 26, 2011