A respectable curse word. Not as heralded or as fun to say as shit, fuck or even damn, but still a fairly respectable curse word.

-A milder word for shit, meaning poop, feces, excess, dung, plop, manure, #2, spoor or dropping.

-Something you say out of anger, sudden realization or frustration.
"Ahh crap, I forgot my (add whatever noun you want)."

"Haha, that asshole's dog just took a crap and now he has to pick it up."

by Lazy Legs and Fast Hands April 19, 2009
1. Waste from an organism in a solid form (may also be liquid; e.g. diharrea)petruding from the rectum (or asshole) in most mammals.

2. A most commonly used word in today's society as a subsitute for shit(a curse word in the english language).
My cousin told me to write a definition for crap on urban dictionary. I had nothing better to do.
by Keegan Sweett July 12, 2008
1. waste material that can't be disgested or consumed by a person or an animal. Gooshy texture, horrible smell, good for nothing except to fertilize plants - maybe.

2. anything that can't be used for much of anything. Trash. Something substandard, especially when you need something better.

3. lies. A favorite tool for politicians and used car dealers and others who think you're an idiot.
1. a long time ago I was watching the Tonight Show and Jay Leno was joking about the recent American Music Awards show and the new categories that were added that night, who got nominated, who won and so on. He made up a new category: he said that if you combine country music and rap music what do you get?

Country + Rap makes CRAP.

2. Country was once vital, now it's cliched and formulaic. Since Barf Brooks hit it big it's become dumbed down crap for the yuppies.

3. Rap was once fun and creative as well. The first 3 albums by RUN-D.M.C., and stuff from the Fat Boys, L.L. Cool J and Tone Loc were good but now rap is mostly ultra-violent, pornographic, mysogynistic and stupid crap.

4. So look at what Jay Leno said. Combine today's country and today's rap and what do you get?
by Count Me Out Of It July 30, 2009
Sometimes pronounced (rap). The act of litterally spitting into a microphone saying random words every now and then, as well as yelling something queer such as WORD!
Aside from Bob Marley, crap is also big with stoners.
by The monster of tacos June 19, 2016
1.Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.

2.Justin Bieber.
(1)1.Have you read that crap?
2.Nah man,Twilight is for fu**in girls and pansies...except some girls.
1.I know dude...

by ihatecrap June 29, 2010
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