1. The only word in the English language with a silent 'C' at the beginning. (Alternate spelling: rap)
I can't believe you're listening to this crap.
by Andy November 30, 2004
Acronym for Cash Restricted Analyst Programmer. Typically someone who went into a an Information Technology related career only time find out, its relatively low paid career choice, with little or no job satisfaction.
My computer job is CRAP.

What do you do? CRAP.
by Stinblad March 31, 2007
bad rap, stupid rap, look how the word is spelled.
Man get rid of that C--rap and put on some good stuff.
by eNJay November 16, 2003
Something utterly resembling garbage.
Anime, XBOX, Playsation 1-2, etc.
by Exor October 29, 2003
A word for people that aren't allowed to swear/cuss but think their to cool to say the work "poop".
"Did you CRAP your pants." or "Dayyyum that smells like crap."
by Poopsicle02 August 04, 2014
Ever been to a money speculation site? The information contained therein leaves a lot to be desired. So to deal with the large amounts of misinformation you turn to someone that can decipher the information. These people are known as Gurus or CRAPS (Currency Revaluation Analysis Professionals) is more accurate.

CRAPS-persons who spread CRAP (Currency Revaluation Awareness Propaganda).

CRAPOLA-language of CRAPPERS.
CRAPPER-an individual guru, CRAPS more than one.
Crapper-the place where the CRAPPER does his best thinking about CRAP.

Other variations of CRAP
Have a CRAPPY day!-Term of endearment of wishful prosperity.
Thats CRAP-Can be either good or bad intel depending on tone and inflection
To CRAP Out-The act of banning a CRAPPER or to refer to intel that did not prove to be true.
CRAPPED Out-is when the CRAPPER runs out of CRAP to spread. If the CRAPPER is wrong they have also CRAPPED Out or “it is in the CRAPPER”
Give a CRAP-the act of sharing intel.
Oh CRAP!-Pertaining to the discovery of CRAP and the phrase “Well ain't that some CRAP?” is often heard when unsure of the relevance or nature of new intel.
Overdosed, Overwhelmed or Overloaded-”We have heard so much CRAP we are crazy now.” Also “allota crap”
Full of CRAP-A condition of having received new intel but not yet having shared it.
Signs of desperation-"We Take CRAP from Anyone"!!!
Who gives a CRAP?-Is a question asked when entering a forum.
What the CRAP? Pertains to indecipherable CRAP.
They don't deserve CRAP-usually directed at someone you don't like.
Guru Bumper Sticker-Have you hugged your CRAP today? No dont think I will.
CRAPTIVATION-obsessive preoccupation with predicting date / rate
CRAPTASTIC-extraordinarily fantastic unrealistic CRAP.
ReCRAP-the review, reiteration and reposting of CRAP.
Dinaritive-a summarization of the ReCRAP.
CRAPPENS-contraction of CRAP HAPPENS
TRUTH: The opposite of CRAP-it destroys CRAP on contact!!!

Remember CRAP happens!! Its inevitable.

The above is a compilation from the members of IQD BPD.
by justpassntime November 05, 2011
Caucasian rap
Vanilla Ice sang a lot of crap.
by abbeynormal64 December 04, 2010
a man who help make the toilet more popular during in 1596.
his name was thomas crapper.
there is no example for crap
by Kollin928 June 06, 2010

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