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1. waste material that can't be disgested or consumed by a person or an animal. Gooshy texture, horrible smell, good for nothing except to fertilize plants - maybe.

2. anything that can't be used for much of anything. Trash. Something substandard, especially when you need something better.

3. lies. A favorite tool for politicians and used car dealers and others who think you're an idiot.
1. a long time ago I was watching the Tonight Show and Jay Leno was joking about the recent American Music Awards show and the new categories that were added that night, who got nominated, who won and so on. He made up a new category: he said that if you combine country music and rap music what do you get?

Country + Rap makes CRAP.

2. Country was once vital, now it's cliched and formulaic. Since Barf Brooks hit it big it's become dumbed down crap for the yuppies.

3. Rap was once fun and creative as well. The first 3 albums by RUN-D.M.C., and stuff from the Fat Boys, L.L. Cool J and Tone Loc were good but now rap is mostly ultra-violent, pornographic, mysogynistic and stupid crap.

4. So look at what Jay Leno said. Combine today's country and today's rap and what do you get?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 30, 2009
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(1)1.Have you read that crap?
2.Nah man,Twilight is for fu**in girls and pansies...except some girls.
1.I know dude...
3.OH EM JEE!DID SUM1 SAI TWILIGHT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?BEST BEWK EVAR!
1&2.SHUT THE HELL UP!
3.NEWBS!

(2)JB:BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOH!
Normal Person:TURN THAT CRAP OFF.
by ihatecrap June 29, 2010
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Acronym for Cash Restricted Analyst Programmer. Typically someone who went into a an Information Technology related career only time find out, its relatively low paid career choice, with little or no job satisfaction.
My computer job is CRAP.

What do you do? CRAP.
by Stinblad March 31, 2007
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a little kid's word to substitute fuck or shit
what the crap!! My sparkly pink pen is leaking!! CRAP!!
by Livin' Luvin' Laxin' 98 March 25, 2010
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That new Iphone 5 is a piece of crap
by masterdomain September 13, 2012
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1. In society, crap is a synonym for feces or poop.
2. A word used to show frustration because of failure or some other unfortunate happening.
1. My crap was 3 feet long! And it clogged the toilet for 5 hrs!
2. Crap, i died again!!!! I'm quitting this game forever.
by sean the n00b March 31, 2008
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No job? No credit? Eat crap!
by bat_hero May 22, 2009
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