a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.
He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.
by N.Y. September 29, 2006
a retard that sucks crap for an extended period of time
john is such a crap sucking retard
by matt15 July 26, 2006