a phrase for a woman who puts on a facade to "gold-dig"
shiny, full of crap, and best when dumped.
guy:Yea I know Natalia, shes a bed pan.
dude: totally, shes only interested in getting her claws in a rich guy.
example: Anna Nicole Smith, amoung many others
An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.
Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.
a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play
Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.
Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.
I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.
1. A female rapper.
2. A female velociraptor.
1. Actor is to actress as rapper is to raptress.
2. Watch out for that one, it's a fucking raptress! Look at those claws!
When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.
Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).
I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.
A notorious she beast which haunts the once fun land of toy land. her vicious claws shred even the bravest of men, with her lesbonic stare, she looks in to the souls of men and burns a bit away from us each time.
"holy fuck man why you crying?"
"I fucked up man, chewie got me.