| 22. | Brick Doily | ||
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The toilet paper you lay over a poo in a toilet to help it flush away. That crap wasn't going, so I had to give it a brick doily.
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| 23. | alley apple | ||
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very old urban american slang (20's 30's) means a brick I got so made at him, I tossed an alley apple at his noggin.
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| 24. | invagination | ||
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1. (noun, botanical) A growth process whereby a plant sheath or stem segment grows back on itself, essentially turning itself inside out.
2. (noun, CIA/FBI/NSA) An interrogation process whereby a suspect is bent back on himself or herself, essentially turning them inside out. 3. (noun) An intercourse process whereby a body part or prop (e.g., vibrator, cell phone, TV remote, etc) is placed into the vagina. 4. (cartographical) On Olde Worlde Mappes by Iohn Speede, c. 1626, this term meant "having taken one's leave to abscond to Amazonia". Literally "within a country of vaginas". 1. David Attenborough: "But once the fly trap is fed a piece of meat, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Venus fly trap has already offered up two new leaves."
2. John Ashcroft: "But once the Eye-rackie is tied to the rack, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Taliban suspect has already offered up three new accomplices. Even better, by the fourth invagination, he was no longer able to speak or make any noise at all. A good day's work for the NSA." 3. HMB: "Dude, your aunt is really starting to freak me out. Last time we made out, she suggested invagination, and I agreed. But she made me wrap a brick in cellophane and stick it up her pussy. You don't pay me enough for this sort of crap. I'm going back to Taco Bell." 4. When the American troops arrived in Hanoi to reinforce the ARVN troops there, they quickly learned the skills to stay alive, including camouflage, mine detection, and most importantly, avoiding the major fighting from the vantage point of an observatory invagination - often in groups. |
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| 25. | SEETEC | ||
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So you survived you advisor treating you like an ignorant skiver, lived through Gateway to Work - hey, you even gutted out being jammed in CETS for a large chunk of the year, but don't think that's the last thing New Deal have to throw at you like a brick. No, then they stick you in SEETEC for 13 weeks, where you are stuck doing all the same exercises you did on Gateway and at CETS once more for two out of the three hours you're supposed to be there, therefore meaning you can't actually apply for a job to get the hell out of there. They don't even increase your benefits for your duration this time. Wait, I got through all the shit off my advisor, Gateway to Work AND six months at CETS, and you're sticking me in SEETEC where all that crap I already "learned" TWICE is regurgitated once more, despite being pointless and meaningless at this point?!?
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| 26. | telebrick | ||
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When networking "takes a crap", "eats a brick", or "drops a brick". I was totally WoWing it up, and I dropped after a hard telebricking
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| 27. | My Chemical Romance | ||
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A seriously gay shitty-ass band.
Mostly listened to by half-retarded emo kids who cry, dye their hair blue, and pretend to cut themselves. "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD! I'd rather pop my eardrums than listen to this crap!"
Kid 1: "Megadeth kicks ass" Kid 2: "Megadeth sucks, My Chemical Romance R00LZ!" Kid 1: "Faggot" *Chucks a brick at kid 2's head* |
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| 28. | LeCHOKE | ||
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Lechoke is a product of hype, a hype machine who hasnt done $hit but is always being mega-promoted by the media.....especially ESPN.
He also ocassionally chokes due to pressure as his name (le-CHOKE) IMPLIES. He's an alleged 21yr old (2006)...who has the body of a sasquash -> see "BIG-FOOT"...."PERHERPS IT IS BECAUSE....I AM CANADIAN". Who in actuality might be a senior citizen -> see "WELFARE A$$ GETTING SENIOR CITIZENS" = LMFAOO @ them .....HMMNN, SORRY BOUT THAT. Also often called Le-hype Lames,Le-crap Lames, and of course, Le-choke, as he often does.. He's name is,Lebron James of the Cleveland Crappa-Players. Hey Chris, did u just see LeCHOKE brick the open jumper against KOBE "GOD" BRYANT and the LAKERS to lose the game ????
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