When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.
Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"
Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"
Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"
by CraigO November 13, 2012
Crannying is using Google in order to find out answers to trivia questions and passing them off as your own.
Can you name someone who has been a team mate of Micah Richards, Santi Cazorla, Cristiano Ronaldo, Shay Given and Andrea Pirlo?
Someone answers "Giuseppe Rossi" after 10 seconds.
"Fucking hell, he's been Crannying again!"
Someone answers "Giuseppe Rossi" after 10 seconds.
"Fucking hell, he's been Crannying again!"
by Banterberry April 5, 2015
"My flaccid penis mashed against the entry hole of her cranny."
"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"
"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"
by Mattimus Van Gulick January 20, 2010
mostly used as an adjective to define derro behaviour. Doing something with alcohol, cigarettes or drugs will get you referred to as this if you're a boy or Getting pregnant at a young age for girls
"look at that guy, hes so drugged up"
"yeah hes so cranny"
"Lisa got knocked up"
"Isnt she 16?"
"yep, shes so cranny"
"yeah hes so cranny"
"Lisa got knocked up"
"Isnt she 16?"
"yep, shes so cranny"
by Gamey-seventeeeen January 19, 2009
A:so what did u do this weekend?
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny
by kidneyShank April 26, 2008
The result of a cranberry colliding at high speeds with a granny (grandmother). It has a fruity taste but wit ha hint of soap and denture cream mixed in. It is still considered a fruit, but not good to eat.
by anonymousturtle3 December 18, 2009
by bil April 25, 2005