A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)
All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!
A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane
Want to smoke some crankers?
n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material
Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank
A chronic wanker. Observable features: hand calluses and muscular development in dominant arm only; highly likely to file an illegitimate compensation claim for repetitive strain injury; drinks lots of fluid.
Supervisor Jill: “Off to the toilet again Dave? Upset stomach?”.
Dave: “Yeh. Something I ate last night” *checks his iWank to make sure the battery is full and heads for the bathroom*.
Jane (to Jill): "What a cranker".
A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.
John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING
! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"
Meth Addict word (like Stoner is for Marijuana)
Any Person that does Meth is a Cranker
someone who's constantly cranky.
my mom is such a cranker.