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Catachan Kiss 

a guard meaning 'to head butt someone'
He gave me lip so i gave him a Catachan Kiss
Catachan Kiss by Commisar January 16, 2009
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cranalanalitis 

Derives from the words cranium, meaning 'head', and anus, meaning 'ass'.

A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"

Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"

Man: "Tell me about it..."
cranalanalitis by boardercrosser January 15, 2008

carnachan 

carnachan comes from the word carnie... which is often to be thought of as the creepy men or women who work the carinivals who tend to have small hands... however carnachan is known as a group of people mostly family that is thought of as the life of the party. at anytime you can hear a carnachan yelling out their tribal call of "CARNACHANS". this how you truly know your in the presence of a true carnachan. most people love a carnachan and very few dislike them. A carnachan will also find any reason to get together with other carnachans. A true carnachan is generally a person who is kind, generous, mostly scottish, a party-animal, and will give you their shirt off their own back... for the right price!!!
oh god here comes that carnachan.

whoo!! the party can start now that the carnachan has arrived.
carnachan by lee100589 February 8, 2010

crapachino 

A poorly made coffee drink costing upwards of 4 dollars.
That drink is so nasty and expencive its a crapachino!
crapachino by Gnicolle June 25, 2006

crankshank 

A sexual position; when you crank it and then you shank it. Considered to be very gruesome and painful, but somehow erotic.
Only real men can perform a crankshank
Me, Stacy, and Carla did a three-way crankshank last night. I'm still really sore.
crankshank by twilulu December 29, 2010

Carnahan 

The best damn Irish last name there is.
That Carnahan kid is a real thickie.
Carnahan by corndogguist April 20, 2017