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a god awful pain girls go through during "that time of the month"
i have such bad cramps
by JENiQA March 17, 2007
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Something a girl suffers when she is on the rag. Feels like one is being stabbed in the gut with a knife or giving birth. Typically make a girl lay in the fetal position or want to sit in the shower/bath for hours on end. Cramps can be felt during ovulation two weeks before the period actually starts. However, cramps are the worst on the first and second day of a girl cycle. Also used as an excuse to avoid sleeping with a man that has a small penis.
SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!

Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!

On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.
by islandfever February 13, 2009
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a pain that comes from hell and affects girl during that "time of the month" feels a lot like dying.
my cramps were so bad I even fainted
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To interfere with; to ruin
Don't cramp my style
by enzo July 19, 2004
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The most shittiest thing any girl can go through.....its shit.
"Oh shit these cramps are killing me"
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What a girl experiences on her period. The cramps come from the uterus and it is sometimes like a burning feeling.
My cramps were so bad last night, I curled up in a ball and went to sleep.
by busybee711 November 20, 2010
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sometimes called Charley horses, are unpleasant, often painful, sensations caused by contraction or over shortening of muscles. Cramps can be caused by cold, overexertion or low calcium level in blood
- I was working out today and i got a cramp on my leg...
- Stretch and it will go away...
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