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greg cramery 

greg is a very fucking sexy male with a phat horse cock, greg is also known to have a third leg
everytime i see him bending over pulling out the weeds on the front lawn i jizz inn my pants
greg cramery is a sexy man
greg cramery by anonymous February 1, 2021

Los Campesinos 

Fantastic "anti-indie" septet hailing from Cardiff, Wales. Their music is a torrential downpour of noise that coagulates into amazing, dance-ish, vibrant sounds. Hailed by critics as an indie band who have a very bright future. They are part of the indie scene, but their lyrics basically attack scenesters, like in 'You! Me! Dancing!': "Oh yeah it's sad that you think that we're all just scenesters, but even if we were it's not the scene you're thinking of...". Not nearly as well-known as they should be. They are signed to the Arts & Craft label, and for their first EP were signed with Wichita. Their new album is forthcoming, their current single is "International Tweexcore Underground" where they make fun of people who followed the twee pop movement.
There's red stains all over the place, but they're not blood they're cherryade. We throw parties, you throw knives, but it's all the same as long as the fizzy drinks are nice!

I never cared about Henry Rollins! Amelia Fletcher never meant anything to me!

"I, like Los Campesinos, throw parties not knives."
Los Campesinos by Laurence!! October 29, 2007
The most shittiest thing any girl can go through.....its shit.
"Oh shit these cramps are killing me"
cramps by cactus.200? January 2, 2017

period cramps 

When it’s that time of the month for lady’s and you get cramps that feel like somebody is kicking you in the freakin stomach repeatedly and you don’t want to do anything because your in so much pain because Mother Nature decide to give women periods and not men and if even one man says “is it that time of the month again” you want to kick him repeatedly
I have period cramps so if I leave you unread that’s why
period cramps by Thepig04 June 27, 2018

period cramps 

when it’s that time of the month and you feel like someone is quite literally stabbing you with a fucking knife into your uterus and it makes you want to punch the first person you see
i’m on my period and these period cramps make me want to throw myself off a cliff

Sperm Cramp 

A “Sperm Cramp” is a phenomenon that occurs every month for males, in which there is immense pain in the ballsack for extended periods of time.
“Women will just never understand the pain men go through with sperm cramps.”