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n. a sweetened, dried cranberry (unrelated to raisins)
Hot damn, these craisins are HELLA good. Thank goodness for Ocean Spray.
by stellino September 04, 2003
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Dipping one or both testicles into your girlfriend's vagina while she's on her period resulting in said balls getting covered in blood so they look like big red raisins or Craisins.
"Dude I'm hungry."

"You want some of the Craisins I made with my girlfriend last night."

"Yeah, sure...wait."
by Ginormoz January 13, 2010
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Another word for crazy, out of this world, mind blowing, ect. Created by Katelyn Walsh
Wow last night was fricken craisin!
by katelynx123 March 14, 2009
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crazy Asian. Often a useful term in college towns.
"Hey look, there's a couple craisin's studying in the park!"

or

"Did you see those two craisin's in the nerd parody of Jizzed in My Pants?"
by Komrad Krunch November 10, 2009
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Person 1: Damn Nig, these are some crazy ass raisins!
Person 2: I hear' what you said...
Person 1: craisins NIGGA!
Person 2: Yaheard, you bitch ass muhfucka... Damn Chinks!
by Cow Poly April 07, 2007
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That story is craisins, bro.
by leeperscreepers August 16, 2011
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White dudes who only date Asian women, men who are "crazy for Asians"
Beware: All of his girlfriends have been Asian, he's a fucking Craisin.
by wiseycat March 09, 2010
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