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It's like the rabbit hole in Alice in Wonderland. Accept instead of an acid trip it is just a job interview with a manic that has delusions of grandeur. This is the time you waste on some lunatic that put an ad on craigslist for a job. They have no money yet they put an ad on Craig's List and waste your time. You can never get this time back. Who We Are
We are an exciting start-up in the field of social entrepreneurship with a focus on e-commerce. Our trade-not-aid initiative aims to provide employment opportunities to women globally. Position This position involves daily outreach to relevant blogs; engaging conversation in the Twitter community; use of additional social media tools; and on-site story promotion. The ideal intern will be a real social media enthusiast and have a keen sense of effective social media tactics. Candidate must have strong writing skills, will propose new strategies in addition to carrying out assigned tasks. Candidates with marketing experience, startup or media-industry experience is a plus. Interest and passion for international development and women’s empowerment a plus. Responsibilities .....need I go on. You know there is going to be one bat shit crazy snooty bitch on the other end of that Craigshole. |
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| 2. | Do the do do | ||
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You know, it's one of those times when its really dark in the room and you THINK you're aiming for the vigina but it goes in somewhere else. If she doesn't like it up the booty hole try this approach. :) Person A: My girlfriend is HOT but she doesn't like it in the booty hole.
Person B: Say man, do the do do. Person A: Ahh snap yo, its flawless! Person B: Works every time :) |
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| 3. | Do the do do | ||
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You know, it's one of those times when its really dark in the room and you THINK you're aiming for the vigina but it goes in somewhere else. If she doesn't like it up the booty hole try this approach. :) Person A: My girlfriend is HOT but she doesn't like it in the booty hole.
Person B: Say man, do the do do. Person A: Ahh snap yo, its flawless! Person B: Works every time :) |
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| 4. | Assket | ||
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The muscles that surround the butt hole sealing it closed. Man, Jorge came over the other day and dropped a huge load. I'm sure he's gonna need a new assket after that one.
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| 5. | drew | ||
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Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent. Hey, that guy's name must be Drew. That would explain why he's so hot and smart at the same time!
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| 6. | Joker | ||
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A sexual act when as the male is ejaculating, he makes an extremely swift left to right movement(or right to left) across the female's mouth, creating a line of semen from cheek to cheek. Similar to the joker's wounds. I've had sex with many animals, and one time I gave a girl a joker across her butt hole.
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| 7. | living the knoxville dream | ||
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being paid for being a total jackass some dude: hey did u here about craig's new job
other dude: oh yeah didnt he get paid for pissing in that guy's cup some dude: yeah man, he's sure is living the knoxville dream |
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