A person who doesn't like much fun, and hates Zacks and Matts. He commonly like to suck your face with his hand.
I was just reading an e-book when Craig came. Now I have so much ice on my face.
(n) To forget the obvious while remembering the minute.
"Man, I left my house yesterday and remembered to put my new yellow shoelaces in my shoe. Then I realized I had forgotten to put on my pants."
"That is so Craig!"
a good man, a boss, goes out with a chick named donah.
Has vivid fantasies about another woman named Erin
yo im craig, imma boss
man last nite while you kno what with donah, i was thinkin bout Erin
Look at jesus's dad craig
The term craig can be used anywhere, it depends on what craig means and where it is used.
To be craig - to be hench
Craig you up - to rape
/have sex/beat up/touch up etc.
To be craiging - weight training, taking a fat dump
, to be just loling
we all love a bit of craig
constantly injures himself so that he can limp and gain sympathy as he think this is a way to pick up girls. obsessed with red, this is because he believes he is a demon child when in reality he is just a mong...this type of species commonly found in pairs, usually with a cairn (see UD for cairn). common catch phrases, 'thats how i roll' and 'you get me' even when there is nothing to get. can be seen as a demented frog and more often than not seen with a rape face. the name Craig is commonly associated with the 1983 rapist which is why Craig's are usually seen with a rape face. has a special dance which could be described as the hokey kokey however above all this is a very lovely person, just beware as he may rape you...
"yoo look at that lovely person doing the hokey kokey"
yo maan thats a craig hes got the venomous red on, watch out he may rape you check out the rape face"
"ah shit yeah damn his dance almost lured me in, thanks man you got my back"
an extremly sensitve guy that will cling on to you like a lost koala bear. He will hid everything back untill he is comfertable with you and even then, he expects you to figure the rest of him out. He is a wealthy man, but dont let money get in your head, its not worth it.
man, you found him stuck on your back this time... that thing is such a craig!