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1.
Any human who is sexually aroused by common household chairs. This fetish for gyrating can also be extended to lounges, sofas and recliners.
This one in time in Castelenfusano all the beds were taken and amy was left with a chair, she was pleasured by this and hence she was a craddie
by Nano AQKV September 19, 2008