An expert on crack. Remember Bobby Brown is two cups; Whitney Houston is 3.
Bro #1: "Yo what does it mean to 'cut two lines of coke with drano?"

Bro #2: "I don't know I'm not a crackspert."

Bro #1: "Hmm. So ... negative work."
by 4thfloortalent March 31, 2010
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