Top Definition
1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.

2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef
When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"
by bettybabe May 08, 2010

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